The come out to Australia
Leaving those they love at home
For adventure of a lifetime
To meet that Aussie stone
You hit the deck at Mascot
And met by friends you’ve known
Then cast an eye on Aussie males
All bronzed, your mind is blown
Then find your way to Bondi
But a local is a must
Ah! Ha! It’s Durty Nelly’s
Leaves other pubs for dust
Cause Nelly’s is a home from home
The best you’ve ever been
Guy and girls do meet there
Paula, Joey and Celine
Now there’s the one a likely girl
Almost stands alone
Cause in 10 months she did so well
She met the Aussie Stone
But smoked and drank she travelled fast
Did things her parents loathes
Showed best of all when she went out
Could not fit in her clothes
That Aussie stone just did the trick
Put shape where there was none
But it was the price she payed
For having so much fun
And now that it’s all over
That adventure simply flown
Her navel sports a piercing
Whilst her bum that Aussie stone
Mike Nissen
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